Roses are Red and I Stalk Acorns

chubby-punx:

My goal is to be very, very cute but also very, very spooky

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emilianadarling:

deanobanion:


"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

(x)

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

emilianadarling:

deanobanion:

"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

(x)

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

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motleymakery:

Free Crochet Pattern for this Cute Pencil-Shaped Pencil Case:
From One Dog Woof.

motleymakery:

Free Crochet Pattern for this Cute Pencil-Shaped Pencil Case:

From One Dog Woof.

(via crochetmelovely)

fightingnormativities:

Cinnamon rolls not gender roles

fightingnormativities:

Cinnamon rolls not gender roles

(via archianna)

did-you-kno:

Some psychiatrists have used Anakin Skywalker’s transformation into Darth Vader as an example to explain borderline personality disorder to medical students.  Source

did-you-kno:

Some psychiatrists have used Anakin Skywalker’s transformation into Darth Vader as an example to explain borderline personality disorder to medical students. Source

littlecatlady:

today 11yr old brother wanted us to go outside and play with his BB gun but their dad wasn’t around, so I was like “idk, maybe we shouldn’t use it without adult supervision”

and he just stared at me and I realized

I am 20

I am an adult

I am the adult supervision

??!?!?!

(via leeshasavesrockandroll)

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

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beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

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did-you-kno:

You can buy a waterbed for your cow.  Source

This will be added to my list of life goals…the first being to own a cow

did-you-kno:

You can buy a waterbed for your cow. Source

This will be added to my list of life goals…the first being to own a cow

“I know that I’m an adult, but I need a higher level adult.”
— words that just left my lips and describe my current life. (via enjolrastopheles)

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